Do you know what purple means?!

So the other day I was roaming around looking for purple stuff on the internet when I came across Merriam Webster.  I have no idea what made me click on it, as I was pretty sure I knew what the definition of purple was, but boy was I shocked at what I found!

1: regal, imperial
2: of the color purple
3a: highly rhetorical, ornate  3b: marked by profanity

Anyone else heard of this third definition of purple?  And that’s not a rhetorical question!  It’s a sad day when your most favorite color is associated with something like this!  Everyone grab your dictionary and cross out this last definition, if it’s there!  Who’s with me? and…have a GRAPE Day!