Share your purple quotes!

I was thinking the other day that there aren’t enough purple quotes in the world.  Do you know any?  I found a few:

I won’t eat any cereal that doesn’t turn the milk purple.” -Bill Watterson

But, luckily, he kept his wits and his Purple crayon.” –from Harold and the Purple Crayon (1955)

And I have some purple JoJoisms I’ve been writing:

JoJoism#39 “I like any color as long as it’s purple.

JoJoism#72 “Purplism is taking over the world.  Resistance is futile.

JoJoism#74 “It’s grape to be a purple lover. It means you’re PLUMbody special.”

Do you have any purple quotes you’d like to add?  Post them here!

And Have a GRAPE Day!